MY DEMENTED DIARY

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Valley of the Shadow

Today we celebrate the birthday of Ernst Eduard Kummer, born in 1810. He was a Prussian mathematician.

And now for today's fairy tale:

Once upon a time, a woman opened a new bottle of ketchup. As she was shaking it and hitting it, trying to get the ketchup to start pouring out, the phone rang. Her little daughter answered it.

The daughter turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, it's the preacher!"

The mother answered, "Tell him I can't come to the phone right now."

So the daughter got back on the phone and told the preacher, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

And I'm not sure if that family lived happily ever after or not.

Happy Tuesday!

OrneryPest