MY DEMENTED DIARY

Oh by the way, folks, oldest entries are deleted to keep the total entry count at 666 because that number is sure to rile up somebody who sorely needs it.

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A Walk Through the
Valley of the Shadow

Today we celebrate the birthday of Abraham Lincoln, born in 1809. The Republican Party has long ago abandoned its time-honored tradition of fielding candidates of his caliber of intellect.

And now, folks, for your viewing pleasure, may I present to you the world's sexiest woman:

Of course, to make it with such a vision of loveliness, you'd hafta be the world's sexiest man:

And now I've gotta go sign offa here and hie-de-hoe my bod down to the Maryland Primary and vote against the whole lot of them thar sleezy crooks.

Happy Voting!

OrneryPest