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February 17, 2008 - - - 6:05 a.m.

Onesimus

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Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Onesimus, the runaway slave mentioned in Saint Paul's Epistle to Philemon.

And here's today's riddle:

Q: What do you call a long-winded preacher?

A: Hour Father.

Well anyhow, today our choir sings at St Peters Chapel and the calendar designates purple altar covers but some traditions suggest going without altar covers altogether as a sign of penitence.

Giving up altar covers for Lent? Gosh, gee, what a burdensome deprivation!

Not only that, but the poor church ladies are gonna hafta give up laundering the altar covers for Lent!

Happy Deprivation!

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