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February 18, 2008 - - - 7:02 a.m.

Yoko Ono

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Today we wish a fond Happy Birthday to Yoko Ono (whoever she was).

Everybody's still yakking about the nice little accident up on Indian Head Highway a few nights ago. A coupla guys were drag-racing and as soon as they zoomed off, a buncha people that had come to watch came running out into the street and got hit by oncoming traffic. Lotsa injuries including several fatalities. Everybody's blaiming it on everything except the idiots playing in traffic.

They're making a big thing of the fact that the car that hit them was a Full Of Rusty Dents Clown Victrola with the huge Police Interceptor engine that's supposed to be not available to the general public, but hey, used ones get auctioned off. It was supposedly going 80 mph, unverifiable, but in any case, a fairly normal traffic speed for that stretch of road. It supposedly had its lights shut off, but crash investigators found the light switch in the "on" position.

But anyhow, other than that, yesterday was nice and normal. Today's gonna be nice and normal, I hope. I haven't seen any visible activity around that house across from behind me that's supposedly been sold.

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