Oh by the way, folks, oldest entries are deleted to keep the total entry count at 666 because that number is sure to rile up somebody who sorely needs it.
My more serious diary: |
Today we celebrate the birthday of Antonio Vivaldi, born in 1687. He was a violinist and composer. Wow, folks, yesterday was perfect. Lotsa nice yard work. And I'm stiff and sore. Today is gonna be another great one. More nice yard work. There's always plenty to do on 5/8 acre in Middle Suburbia. And now, folks, I've got the solution for folks who don't believe evolution happened. Deny them the right to use stuff that was developed by the use of the Theory of Evolution. Need medical care? Medieval bloodletting and crude herbs for you, no modern medicine! Hungry? Go eat weeds and wild fruits and shoot groundhogs. Modern products of agricultural breeding techniques are taboo for you! Naked and cold? Sorry, you can't wear wool, cotton, or linen. Your choices are wild animal furs or flimsy synthetics. Don't wanna live like that? Okay, fine. But don't blame Darwin when you experience cognitive dissonance. Happy Cognitive Dissonance! OrneryPest |
Signs of life Funny the World
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Oh by the way, if you're one of those insufferable snooty folks who think
you've just gotta have a (gasp) banner (shudder) to link to me,
I suppose I'll let you download this one for the purpose, if you really insist.
