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Valley of the Shadow

Today, as everybody knows, we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint Patrick of Ireland, who died in 461 AD. As is customary in the Christian religion, we celebrate his deathday instead of his birthday. We're morbid like that, you see.

Can't get back to the old grind. Gotta get started in on the new grind. Resolving my father's estate. Phone calls to lawyers, bankers, creditors, etc. Mostly creditors.

Also gotta find a music store to buy some clarinet reeds and a mouthpiece ligature. Part of my share of the loot is a clarinet with five mouthpieces but no reeds and no ligature. I haven't played a clarinet since 1962 and I have no idea what it'll sound like. Probably something the neighbors will call the cops about.

And maybe get a start on Gordon the Garden. Saint Patrick's Day is the traditional day to start your garden because a buncha leprechauns will be there to help. Believe that and you've got even worse problems than I wanna hear about.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

OrneryPest