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Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint John Climacus the Righteous, Author of the Divine Ladder of Ascent. Wow, folks, with a title like that he's gotta be the patron saint of something serious! I bet fake relics of him would cost a bundle!

And today must be Knuckle Sunday. One side of your hand is the palm and the other side is the knuckles, so if Easter has got Palm Sunday on one side then it's got Knuckle Sunday on the other side.

Oh well, so much for dumb jokes.

And just so everybody will know it's me when I'm lurking on your diary, my IP address is 76.21.218.237 and my ISP is ComCrashed and I'm using a Dell computer with a Microsoggy Windblows system and an Opera intermuck bruiser. Is everybody happy now?

Our choir is gonna sing Now The Green Blade at the parish hall service as we indulge our egotistical delusion that we can boss God around by reciting mystic incantations at our own belly buttons, then it'll be a great day to get another plot or two of something or t'nother into Gordon the Garden.

Happy Sunday!

OrneryPest