MY DEMENTED DIARY

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A Walk Through the
Valley of the Shadow

Today we celebrate the birthday of Otto von Bismarck, born in 1815.

And today's the day I convert to Islam, Richard Dawkins joins the Jehopeless Witlesses, and the Pope becomes a devout Hindu.

And the pasta farmers in Switzerland are expecting a bumper crop of spaghetti and the BRAC committee has decided to close down Pax River and the Concrete Rainbow just fell into the water.

And then tomorrow we'll be back to normal, whatever "normal" could ever be.

But anyhow, I've got a doctor appointment today and I hope he finds lotsa stuff wrong with me. It'd be a waste otherwise.

And then it'll rain all day, so says the Wondrous Weather Website.

Happy April Fooling!

OrneryPest