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Valley of the Shadow

Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint Martin the Confessor.

Yesterday was gloomy all day with a few snickets of rain from time to time. Just enough to make me wanna stay inside.

A coupla Jehopeless Witlesses were in the neighborhood yesterday but they skipped my house. I guess they remembered their last visit when I offered to sacrifice them to Zorb the Sacred Crocodile.

And so today we sacrifice an hour of cloudy daylight to our Magic Sky Zombie. What a waste! But we gotta do it. It's traditional.

Happy Sacrificing!

OrneryPest