Oh by the way, folks, oldest entries are deleted to keep the total entry count at 666 because that number is sure to rile up somebody who sorely needs it.
My more serious diary: |
Today we celebrate the birthday of John Ford, born in 1586. He was a dramatist back in Merrye Olde England. Actually, April 17 was his baptism day instead of his birthday, but that'll hafta do. Back in his day, you didn't officially exist until you were baptized because religious people are more concerned with doctrinary hogwash than with reality. Nothing happened yesterday. Well, a plot of patty-pan squash into Gordon the Garden, and then mowing the graveyard. Nobody got any riding mowers stuck between gravestones. Today is gonna be a great day to prepare for tomorrow's Seasonal Grand Opening of the Tiki Bar. My shrubbery is gonna be booby-trapped to provide bonus entertainment for folks who are so drunk that they think shrubbery is a rest room. Happy Thursday! OrneryPest |
Signs of life Funny the World
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Oh by the way, if you're one of those insufferable snooty folks who think
you've just gotta have a (gasp) banner (shudder) to link to me,
I suppose I'll let you download this one for the purpose, if you really insist.
