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A Walk Through the
Valley of the Shadow

Today we celebrate the birthday of Stefan E. Warschawski, born in 1904. He was a mathematician who invented a buncha mathematical stuff that sounds obscure but has contributed to a number of important inventions.

And now for this week's news from that delirious city a few dozen miles northwest of here. Teeming millions of delusional cretins are groveling in abject ga-ga over a babbling imbecile in a funny dress. Yes, folks, I'm staying away from Washington DC until after the Pope is gone.

Meanwhile, today's the day I get to booby-trap my shrubbery to provide bonus entertainment for Tiki Bar customers who can't tell the difference between shrubbery and rest rooms.

And I see that X. Bedford Glascock III has fenced off his coupla dozen acres that he sometimes donates as parking space for events of his choosing, said events NOT including Tiki Bar Opening Day.

Folks keep complaining about how hey, why do they hafta close off that parking lot! They've got no clue that it's the private property of X. Bedford Glascock III and he can do as he pleases with it as long as his taxes are paid up.

On-street parking is also being restricted to provide walking space. Shuttle buses are being provided between the Holiday Inn parking lot and the Tiki Bar, for lazy bottomsides who haven't walked a mile in years.

Well anyhow, now it's time to go out and set up my booby-traps.

Happy Friday!

OrneryPest