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Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint Theodore the Trichinas. He achieved sainthood by wearing scratchy underwear.

We somehow survived the second night of Tiki Bar Opening Weekend. My motion-detector lights in the shrubbery caught a few more unwary drunks with their nickers down. I'll just let them think that maybe I've got a video camera, too.

Police car sirens have been going continuously the last coupla nights, and rumors abound as to the county jail being overloaded to several times its proper capacity, but I haven't heard actual figures from reliable sources.

But anyhow, today's the day we go and listen to a few short passages from the Bible taken out of context, which is what we take great delight in accusing atheists of doing, ignoring the fact that many atheists have actually sat down and read the Bible cover to cover, which very few True Believers have ever done.

Then we'll listen to the preacher's sermon, in which he'll obfuscate that which needs no further obfuscation because it makes no sense in the first place.

Then during the social coffee hour after the service, we'll share funny stories about the merry antics of Tiki Bar customers.

Happy Sunday!

OrneryPest