MY DEMENTED DIARY

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Valley of the Shadow

Today we celebrate the birthday of James Monroe, born in 1758. He was our nation's fifth president.

Yesterday our deacon preached the sermon. She's pretty good. I think we oughta promote her and make her a real preacher.

Unfortunately, she appears to have this heretical idea that Christians oughta be doing something worthwhile in addition to just going ga-ga over some non-existent sky-zombie. I suppose the Grandiose High Wazoo will soon be excommunicating her.

But anyhow, it more or less sorta rained all day yesterday. It's gonna rain some more today.

I think Gordon the Garden is gonna give us a bit of fresh spinach in a few days.

And in about five more weeks I'm gonna turn 65, at which point I'll officially become a Senior Citizen so I gotta sign up for Medicare and maybe look into a nursing home and see about getting a wheel chair and all that stuff you gotta have when you get old.

Meanwhile, I'll just keep on riding my bike.

Happy Riding!

OrneryPest