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Today we celebrate the birthday of Thomas Cranmer, born in 1489. He was Archwizard of Cannedlaughter during the reign of King Henry VIII.

And speaking of archwizards, I heard that Peter Akinola, Archwizard of Nigeria (the stone-age super-bigot who hates gay people so bad he's trying to break up the Anglican church because somebody selected a gay bishop) has won a Drag Queen championship!

Apparently he and a buncha other bigot-wizards had a big conflab in Jerusalem in a cathedral across the street from a big public plaza. The plaza was hosting a Gay Pride Drag Queen competition at the same time. As the bishops, grandly arrayed in their magnificent vestments, were processing into the cathedral, the head judge noticed Bishop Akinola's wondrous glittering jewel-festooned golden gown and proclaimed him the winner.

So the gay folks are following Jesus's advice to return hatred with love. I bet that just grabs the Archwizard by the shorthairs!

Ah, well, anyhow, yesterday's doctor appointment was a waste. He didn't find anything wrong with me. Oh well, better luck next time.

Meanwhile, it's Wednesday, the longest day of the week, the only day that's nine letters long, so that'll give me plenty of time to do lotsa stuff.

Happy Wednesday!

OrneryPest