MY DEMENTED DIARY

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A Walk Through the
Valley of the Shadow

Today we celebrate the birthday of Henry Frederick Baker, born in 1866. He was a mathematician.

And now, folks, the intrepid makers of Dress Up Jesus now give you Dress Up Muhammad. Enjoy!

Now we need Dress Up Buddha and Dress Up Vishnu and Dress Up Abraham and Dress Up Zoroaster and Dress Up Zorb the Sacred Crocodile.

Preparations are already afoot for tomorrow's fireworks display. I think they're gonna do them in the bay just past the river again this year like they did last year. Before, they used to do them in the river, right across from in front of my house. Before that, they used to do them in the eroding soybean field across the street from me, until they started setting the soybeans on fire which is why they moved out into the river.

Oh well, so I've gotta walk a few hundred yards instead of sitting on my own front porch.

Happy Thursday!

OrneryPest