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Today we celebrate the birthday of Calvin Coolidge, born in 1872. Does a Fourth Of July birthday make him our most patriotic president?

And today's Knickers In A Knot Over Knothing award goes to a buncha Mo-ham crybabies over in a town in Scotland where the local police department has distributed some informational posters portraying (oh, horror of horrors) a cute puppy! "Dogs are ritually unclean!" they bleat.

Okay, okay, we'll keep our esteemed furry four-footed family members out of your pagoda, or ashram, or whatever it is that you call your religious edifice, or orifice. Now STFU!

I like the attitude of that farmer a coupla miles down Stoakley Road from the Islamic Center in Prince Frederick, who named his prize pig Muhammad. So far, we haven't seen any major reaction from the local Muslims, who, I suppose, are far more sane and rational than the ones that get worldwide attention for their moronic antics.

But anyhow, if we're lucky, maybe the rain predicted by the Wondrous Weather Website will hold off until they've finished the fireworks.

Happy Fourth!

OrneryPest