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Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint Margaret of Antioch. She's the patron saint of childbirth. And today is Sunday, the day that thousands of priests round and about the land will be transubstantiating snickets of stale bread into Jesus Christ. Not to be outdone, Zorb the Sacred Crocodile will now transubstantiate a turnip into Santa Claus.
"In the name of Zorb the Sacred Crocodile, I bid thee hocus pocus Santa Claus."
Wow, folks, a miracle right before your very own eyes! And what's more, Santa Claus miraculously bears a remarkable resemblance to the turnip that was transubstantiated into him! Two miracles for the price of one! Can't hardly do better than that! Well anyhow, today is gonna be a high of 95 Foreign Heat and no rain in sight until Tuesday. I hope that the miracle of transubstantiation is not temperature-dependent. Happy Transubstantiating! OrneryPest |
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you've just gotta have a (gasp) banner (shudder) to link to me,
I suppose I'll let you download this one for the purpose, if you really insist.
