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Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint Teresa Benedicta of the Cross. Apparently her real name was Edith Stein but of course those saints have all gotta use fake names to reflect the fakery of their beliefs. But anyhow, we're scheduled to use green altar covers.

Our church's air conditioner, which was fixed last Thursday, has apparently broken again already, so we'll all hafta bring fans to counteract the preacher's hot air. Somehow we haven't been able to find the correct mystic incantation to keep it running.

Or maybe Jesus didn't like the repairman's brand of mouthwash.

And then today is gonna be nice and sunny all day. And oh by the way, I gotta put Lok-Tite onto that screw that keeps coming out of the bottom of one of our kitchen counter stools. But other than that, nothing's gonna happen today.

Happy Sunday!

OrneryPest