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Today we celebrate the birthday of El BeeJay, born in 1908. His most memorable achievement as president was to get our nation hopelessly ensnared into the mucken mire of the Vietnamese War.

I hear somebody has invented a new religion called the Wafflearians. They believe that if you put oleo-margarine on your waffle that'll turn it into God by means of the miracle of trans-fat-substantiation. Hey, that's no more ludicrous than Christianity!

And in household news, I finally chopped out the plum tree that fell over in the snowstorm last winter. Yes, folks, that one. The one that's never borne an edible plum to ripeness in over 25 years.

Today looks like it's gonna be a great morning, and then an oppressively hot afternoon. I guess I better get onto the day's work before I run the risk of dropping from heat stroke.

Happy Thursday!

OrneryPest