MY DEMENTED DIARY

Oh by the way, folks,
oldest entries are deleted
to keep the total entry
count at 666 because
that number is sure to
rile up somebody who
sorely needs it.

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Today we celebrate the birthday of Jesse James, born in 1847. He was one of our nation's most illustrious outlaws of the Wild West.

Q: What would you have if you took Jesse James on a camping trip?

A: A criminal in tent.

Unless you were camping in one of those Winnebago mobile palaces, of course, but that would spoil the joke.

Nothing happened yesterday. Well, except maybe the latest scientific discovery about how men get stupider in the presence of great looking women, but everybody's known that for years.

Today nothing's gonna happen except maybe the sobriety checkpoint just up the street from my house is gonna pick up lotsa paying customers, but that happens every Labor Day weekend.

Happy Saturday!

OrneryPest