MY DEMENTED DIARY

Oh by the way, folks,
oldest entries are deleted
to keep the total entry
count at 666 because
that number is sure to
rile up somebody who
sorely needs it.

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Today we wish a fond Happy Birthday to Lance Armstrong, born in 1971. May he ride forever! Now, folks, you'd think that a championship bicyclist would have a name like Legstrong instead of Armstrong, but hey, that's the luck of the draw, I guess.

And now, folks, what if you're a True Believer and a pet owner? What's gonna happen to your pets when you get raptured and your pets are left all alone?

Well, folks, here's the answer.

Yes, folks, for a modest fee up front, you can be assured that your pet will be properly cared for when Jesus calls you to your Final Reward but your pet won't be allowed into Heaven with you.

Yesterday the phone bill came, thus giving me the opportunity to get my 20-th-of-the-month bills paid a coupla days early. Not that I need to, of course, but an empty in-box just has a good-vibes look to it.

Happy Good-Vibes!

OrneryPest