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Today we celebrate the Feast of All Saints. We'll use white altar covers.

This year we're privileged to have All Saints Day falling on Sunday, so we're gonna have one of those special rituals that involves singing the entire Book Of Common Prayer all on one note. I think we're gonna use E-Flat this year.

The only trouble with E-Flat is if he walks into a bar with C and G they won't get served because the bar doesn't serve minors.

Well anyhow, I got the clocks changed last night for our twice-a-year mystic ritual of cutting off one end of the blanket and sewing it onto the other end to keep your feet from sticking out.

I do seven clocks: My wristwatch, the bedroom clock radio, the living room clock, the library room clock, the kitchen clock, the garage clock, and the Clock-Link display on this page. MrsPest does all the appliance clocks. The clock in Nelson the Nissan and the clocks in all my bike speedometers don't get changed because they stay on Greenwich Mean Time all year round.

And for Halloween we just left the porch light shut off and entertained ourselves with all the reports of demented wackaloons who think Halloween is demonic somehow or t'nother.

It's raining. It's gonna rain all day and all night and all day tomorrow.

Happy Sunday!

OrneryPest