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Today we make fun of yet another delusional cretin who sees miraculous images in a bit of snack food. This sorta thing is so commonplace it's almost boring.

Yesterday Father D preached the sermon in 11 minutes and 26 seconds. It was the traditional Doubting Thomas sermon. This is always challenging because a preacher has gotta take sides as to whether Thomas was evil for his unbelief, or whether Thomas was the virtuous one and the rest of the apostles were a buncha gullible nincompoops. Either way he goes, he's gonna offend half the congregation.

Anyhow, Father D somehow managed to sidestep the problem of taking sides and went on to explain the process of how to find truth in your life.

And then our choir song actually had a Bass part low enough that I could hit almost half the notes! Truly amazing! That doesn't happen very often!

And so today looks like it's gonna be a great day to maybe start into Gordon the Garden.

Happy Monday!

OrneryPest