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April 17, 2013 - - - 7:04 a.m.

Strawberries and Zombies

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Today we make fun of some loony dude who stole a semi fulla strawberries and then wove a fantasy tale about being chased by zombies. Whichever mental health providing institution they send him to, I certainly hope it's well-staffed.

Yesterday nothing much happened, thus enabling me to plant a plot of radishes in Gordon the Garden.

Today it looks like nothing's gonna happen until evening when our church does another pot luck dinner. I think it's about my turn to bring a batch of my world-famous Jerusalem Artichoke Salad.

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