Oh by the way, folks, My more serious diary: |
Today we make fun of Father Gabriele Amorth, who claims to have performed 160,000 exorcisms. Now, folks, he's been in the business only 28 years, so that's well in excess of a dozen exorcisms a day. He must have quite an impressive mass production exorcism assembly line going. But hey, exorcisms are all make-believe anyhow, so why not claim however many exorcisms you want? Yesterday nothing happened. And today's the last day I can get away with doing everything upside down without anybody noticing. Yes, folks, if you turn 69 upside down it's still 69, so when you're 69 you can do everything upside down and nobody will notice, but I turn 70 tomorrow and I won't be able to get away with it any more. So I better make the most of today. So I suppose today's agenda will be to go mow the lawn at St Peters Chapel for the last time I'll ever be able to get away with doing it upside down. Happy Upside Down! OrneryPest |
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