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July 06, 2013 - - - 7:14 a.m.

Two New Saints

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Today we yawn in total boredom over the appointment of two new saints. I'm waiting to see what they're gonna be the patron saints of. Hey, can't have unemployed and homeless saints roaming the heavens, now can we?

Yesterday's quest of the day involved a trip to Baltimore. At one point we stopped to buy gas, and as I was trying to figure out the slightly unfamiliar credit card payment scheme at this particular gas station, a semi-rich-looking dude got out of a fairly new and rather expensive car and strolled up to me, and he had the smell of dope on his breath.

So he had this here sob story about how he was flat busted and had no money to buy gas and would I buy him some. I told him no I can't. I was prepared to tell him if he hadn't blown his wad on dope he'd of had money for gas and get out of my face before I call the cops, but I didn't have to. I guess I looked nasty enough without actually threatening him.

So anyhow we finished buying gas and completed our quest.

And today looks like it's gonna get awful hot again.

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