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July 17, 2013 - - - 7:12 a.m.

Please Don't Fry Eggs On My Driveway

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Today we note that folks are trying to fry eggs on the pavement in Death Valley. I'm not sure why you'd do it without a frying pan, though.

Yesterday it was hot enough here that I suppose a few folks may of got tempted to try to fry eggs on the street. My driveway is mostly in the shade, but a few spots may of got hot enough to fry eggs.

And today looks like it's gonna get even hotter. At least Nelson the Nissan has air conditioning, which I'm gonna make generous use of for my trip to the knee doctor for today's apptment to see about my wobbly knee.

And while I'm up in Prince Frederick anyhow, maybe I'll stop into the county govtment orifice to see what's stalling my tree-chopping permit.

Then that'll probably leave most of the rest of the afternoon, when it's the hottest, to not do anything I wanna do.

Happy Hotness!

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