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August 14, 2013 - - - 7:28 a.m.

Mystery Solved

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Today we make fun of delusional cretins who make mysteries out of where there ain't none. Here's one such story.

A serious car accident happens and the police hafta cordon off a buncha highway. Amongst the traffic that can't go anywhere there's a priest. He gets out of his car and asks the officer in charge if he could go pray for the victim. The officer says yes, the priest prays while wisely staying out of the way of the rescue workers, and the victim feels comforted while being rescued.

So maybe the prayer didn't actually accomplish anything, but hey, if it comforts the victim, why not? At any rate, there was no miracle.

Anyhow, yesterday we didn't get much of the rain the Wondrous Weather Website was so grandiosely promising us. No rain is promised for today, so I suppose we'll probably get a bunch.

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