MY DEMENTED DIARY

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Today we make fun of some dorky dude who likes to have happiness with pillows. Now, folks, it's not my place to criticize anybody's chosen form of happiness, but the rest of us realize that it's more discrete to buy the pillows and take them home first.

And now, as you're tired of hearing by now, nothing happened yesterday, thus enabling me to do a buncha stuff nobody cares whether I do or not.

Today's quest will be for me to stroll down to St Peters Chapel and mow the lawn. Also to take a screwdriver and tighten the gate latch. Also to take some double-sided-sticky tape and fasten down one of those electric cord tunnels that the organist keeps tripping over because it flops around.

And while I'm there I suppose one of the church ladies will probably also be there and she'll find something else that wants done.

Happy Doing Something Else!

OrneryPest