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Today we make fun of some strange dude who tried to have happiness with a mail slot.

Yesterday nothing happened except that it got awful hot. My wish for a nice snowstorm was not granted. I guess I musta rubbed the wrong magic lamp. A friend suggested that I oughta of wished for a charming snowstorm instead of a nice snowstorm.

And so for today the Wondrous Weather Website is predicting thunderstorms for this afternoon when we'll wanna dine out for our Weekly Date Night. So I suppose we'll be dining at this nice place only half a block away.

We like to dine at places within walking distance so we can have a nice bit of booze without contributing to our fair isle's already generous reputation as the Drunk Driving Capital of the World.

Happy Thursday!

OrneryPest