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September 17, 2013 - - - 7:27 a.m.

Holy Water

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Today we make fun of holy water. But much to our great delight, we've actually found a religious source that admits that holy water is nothing but ordinary water that some dude wearing a grandiose prom gown has recited a mystic incantation over. This mystic incantation does absolutely nothing to make sure the water is safe for anything.

Amazing! How often do you find a religious source that actually admits that religion is hogwash?

Anyhow, last night's performance by the Haitian music group went off great. At one point they even had members of the audience dancing in the aisles!

And so today nothing's gonna happen except we've gotta go buy more kitty litter. Now that our family is down to only one cat, she actually uses the litter box now that she doesn't hafta share it with lotsa other cats. The downside is that now we've gotta buy kitty litter more often. The upside is that she uses the litter box.

In my opinion, the upside greatly outweighs the downside.

Another upside about this particular cat is that she's deathly afraid of the outdoors so we can leave doors open all the time and she'll never get outside.

Happy Monday!

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