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October 01, 2013 - - - 6:47 a.m.

New Inventions

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Today as we survey the huge buncha new inventions supposedly being invented, we come upon this one. Yes, folks, reading glasses that'll translate for you.

Just wondering if something like that'll ever become more than just a demonstration gimmick, totally impractical for realistic use. Or maybe it'll never work at all.

Or maybe something like the (possibly fictional) universal translator that translated "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak" from English to Russian and back to English and it came out "The vodka is great but the meat is rotten."

Anyhow, yesterday's quest was successful. I hauled two Nelson the Nissan loads of stuff to the dump. The dump is now hiring extra dumpmasters to help people unload, to get customers through the place faster. That's kinda nice of them.

So now there's a mattress and a bedstead in our Storage Wars rental locker. The bedstead can be easily donated to charity but the mattress is gonna be sorta hard to even give away, so if anybody'll haul it off without charging us anything we're willing to toss in the bedstead for free.

Then maybe we can terminate the rental of the Storage Wars locker.

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