MY DEMENTED DIARY

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Today we make fun of anybody who would actually offer money for a string of hippie love beads just because it's alleged but not proven to have been once owned by somebody famous.

And while we're at it, let's also make fun of anybody who pays several thousand $$$ a carat for a diamond, now that a genuine diamonds (that is, pure crystalline carbon) can be industrially manufactured for about $30 a carat for just about any size diamond you please.

Well anyhow, yesterday nothing happened, thus permitting me to be limited only by my own exhaustion level as to what I could get done.

And now, folks, suppose you've got two queen size beds, Master and Guest, with only one mattress. The mattress is very old but it's top-of-the-line and still in perfect shape and has never given us a bad night's sleep.

So, which do you buy? A new top-of-the-line mattress for the master bed and move the old mattress to the guest bed? Or a bottom-of-the-line cheapie for the guest bed?

One potential consideration is that the old mattress is perfectly conformed to us from many years of use, and that it might not be as comfortable for a guest as what even a cheap new mattress might be.

Cost is no object. We'll find a way to budget for anything we want.

Well anyhow, today's quest will be a break from bed-manufacturing to go to a doctor's apptment to get previewed for a colonoscopy. I suppose they'll find that I still have a colon, but probably not a semicolon or a comma or a period or an apostrophe.

Happy Punctuating!

OrneryPest