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November 25, 2013 - - - 6:32 a.m.

Naughty Or Nice

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Today we make fun of this year's Naughty Or Nice List. Stores that favor freedom of religion are Naughty. Stores that explicitly favor the most loony-screw primitive stone-age sky-zombie mythology ever dreamed up are Nice.

Nothing happened yesterday except for our obligatory hour of participation in the most loony-screw primitive stone-age sky-zombie mythology ever dreamed up.

It's awful cold. We definitely had a moderate frost last night. I suppose it's getting to be about time to dig a few Jerusalem Artichokes which aren't from Jerusalem and are only distantly related to artichokes. They're much more closely related to sunflowers. Anyhow, since I haven't figured out how to make them grow upside down I gotta dig them instead of pick them.

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