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December 01, 2013 - - - 6:32 a.m.

Saint Eligius

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Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint Eligius, patron saint of metalworkers. In one merry tall tale, he was trying to shoe a horse but the horse kept kicking him, so he chopped off the horse's leg, shod it, and then magically reattached the leg. Sounds like a horseshit story to me!

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