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January 19, 2014 - - - 6:03 a.m.

Saint Wulfstan of Worsester

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Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint Wulfstan of Worcester. I don't know what he's the patron saint of. We'll use green altar covers.

Yesterday got sorta cold but nothing happened. Electric service burying people and sidewalk installers haven't started yet. The Lighthouse restaurant hasn't opened yet.

Today it's my turn to do the Bible reading in church. Today's reading unfortunately does not have any of those nice unpronounceable names I enjoy mispronouncing. What a bore!

Oh well, I'm sure it'll be suitable fun pretending to hallucinate mystic images of our imaginary three-headed sky-zombie.

And then this afternoon it might warm up a bit, but not much.

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