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February 03, 2014 - - - 6:34 a.m.

Sheik Abdulla Daoud

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Today we make fun of Sheik Abdulla Daoud who says we oughta make babies wear burquas so man won't rape them. I've got a better idea. Men who rape babies oughta be permanently committed to an insane asylum where there aren't any babies. And make them wear burquas while they're in there.

Yesterday our Southern Maryland Secular Humanist group adopted our little piece of highway. Md Rt 5 from Flat Iron Road (next to the Brass Rail Bar in Great Mills) to Cullison Lane. We had what we thought would be lotsa extra trash bags but we ran out anyhow.

15 people inclucing 2 teenagers and 2 children. The children entertained themselves by assigning points for finding strange stuff. 5 points for a condom wrapper (seven were found). 10 points for a used condom (2 were found). 25 points for a hypodermic needle (1 was found). 50 points for a still-valid car license plate (1 was found, still attached to the car bumper, several other parts of the car were also found).

At one point we stopped to observe some folks loading a drag-race-prepped Chevy Camaro onto a trailer. We were entertaining bets as to whether the Camaro would overshoot the trailer and crash into the towing vehicle, but they ended up achieving success after about 4 tries.

Anyhow, the whole episode was lots more fun than the usual Sunday-morning sky-zombie hallucination orgy.

Today it looks like it's probably gonna rain all day. Good, I guess, but it looks like some of the rain is what musta bypassed the West Coast which is kinda sad because they need it more than we do.

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