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May 03, 2014 - - - 6:56 a.m.

Bing Crosby

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Today we celebrate the birthday of Bing Crosby, born in 1903. He was a singer whose style influenced lotsa other singers.

When I was little, there was this TV cartoon about a farmer who sent his prize rooster to take singing lessons from Bing Crosby, and the rooster's crowing then caused all the hens to immediately begin laying vast quantities of eggs.

Well anyhow, nothing happened yesterday. Whatever they're gonna do along the back street, they haven't started yet. And whenever they're gonna start on the underground electric service and the sidewalk along the front street, they haven't started yet.

And I suppose nothing's gonna happen today.

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