Oh by the way, folks, My more serious diary: |
Today we celebrate the birthday of Ivan the Terrible, born in 1530. His term of office as Tsar of Russia was marked by alternating bouts of wise leadership and violent insanity. Yesterday's sky-zombie hallucination orgy was the usual crashing bore. Then in the afternoon we did our annual crab picnic. Fortunately we had plenty of actual food along with the crabs. I think that it takes about two and a half tons of crabs to yield one pound of crab meat. And so today looks like it's gonna be a great day. I'm gonna hafta see if the tron undergrounders are gonna be undergrounding any trons, now that the tron company has threatened to suspend the undergrounding contract until they investigate why the gas lines keep getting broken into. Happy Monday! OrneryPest |
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