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September 27, 2014 - - - 7:00 a.m.

Cosimo de Medici

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Today we celebrate the birthday of Cosimo de Medici, born in 1389. He was some obscure dude who's supposed to be famous for something or t'nother.

I can think of lotsa modern day folks who'd fall into that same category some day. Names like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian who I haven't the slightest idea what they're supposed to be famous for but they're somehow magically famous anyhow.

And now I keep hearing stories about a buncha extreme fringe religion spastics who disrupted an airline flight by refusing to sit next to women. I have a suggestion for them. Wrap yourself in a hermetically sealed plastic bag to protect yourself from the contaminating influence of women. And if you don't include an oxygen bottle it'll also protect other folks in the future from the contaminating influence of yourself.

Well anyhow, yesterday nothing happened. And today nothing's gonna happen. Maybe I'll blow off the day looking into the possibility of taking the stupid eave gutters off of my garage.

When I had the garage built I specified a roof profile that puts all doors under peaks and none under edges, to eliminate the need for eave gutters. The builder put eave gutters on anyhow, saying the building code requires it.

Hey, my house doesn't have eave gutters and it gets along just fine, why do I need them on the garage? They're nothing but leaf collectors anyhow!

Happy Leaf Collecting!

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