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March 24, 2013 - - - 6:27 a.m.

Jonathan Edwards

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Today the suggestion has been made that we oughta honor Jonathan Edwards, a Puritan fire and brimstone preacher. I suppose we could make it a feast day except that we're already celebrating a feast day in honor of Jesus joy-riding on a stolen donkey.

According to the latest I've heard so far, we still haven't been able to talk the preacher into riding a real live donkey down the church aisle. But it's still early morning. There's still hope.

Anyhow, yesterday nothing happened. Today after church it looks like it'll probably rain in the afternoon. And if we're lucky maybe somebody will be saddled with the job of scooping donkey manure out of the church aisle and carrying it out to the garden.

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