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April 15, 2013 - - - 7:34 a.m.

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Today we embark upon a quest to capture a real live Bigfoot. Yes, folks, there's a cool million waiting for anybody who can bring one in without hurting it. Great publicity gimmick for the company offering the prize, and I strongly suspect their million is perfectly safe.

Yesterday church was the usual crashing bore. But the afternoon turned out to be quite pleasant for accomplishing absolutely nothing whatsoever.

And today I notice a mystic meme touring round and about the Blogosphere. What is your choice of the worst song ever sung? My choice would be that moronic stomach-turning Christmas ditty that goes something like "Pah Rumpa Pump Pum ... Me and My Drum ... " when it's played over a shopping-center PA system.

Well anyhow, today it's gonna rain. I suppose I'll content myself with indoor stuff.

Happy Indoor Monday!

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