Oh by the way, folks,
Today we're delighted to discover that when you yawn or cough you're actually getting rid of evil spirits. My goodness! How do these wackaloons discover such wondrous stuff anyhow?
Oh well, our whole religion is just as loony anyhow. On the basis of incomplete knowledge of how the universe runs, we've decided that it takes a God to manage the place.
Then, in spite of the vastness of the universe, we've decided that only one God can do the whole job by himself. However, it seems that God suffers from some sorta identity crisis that gives him three alter-egos.
One of the alter-egos is supposedly some dude named Jesus who once lived on earth as a Jewish guy back in Merrye Olde Palestine, but the only biographical stuff we've got about him looks suspiciously like it musta been cobbled together from primitive barbarian mythology.
We have no explanation for the mysterious disappearance of every last shred of the vast quantities of stuff that certainly had to of been written about Jesus during his lifetime in his own native language.
Folks, I think we've got a major credibility gap!
Well anyhow, yesterday church was nice and normal. We suitably pretended to hallucinate our three-headed sky fairy, credibility gap and all.
And so today it looks like it's gonna rain a whole lot.
Happy Rainy Monday!
Signs of life