MY DEMENTED DIARY

DANGER: HEAVY BLASPHEMY

NO RELIGION IS SAFE ON THESE PREMISES

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY SACRILEGE TO ALL CREEDS

June 12, 2013 - - - 6:52 a.m.

Vatican Gay Lobby

Get your own diary at DiaryLand.com! contact me older entries newest entry

Oh by the way, folks,
oldest entries are deleted
to keep the total entry
count at 666 because
that number is sure to
rile up somebody who
sorely needs it.

GUEST BOOK

My more serious diary:
A Walk Through the
Valley of the Shadow

My Facebook Page

Today we observe that something called a Gay Lobby has been discovered in the Vatican. Now, folks, there's gay people lotsa places! So what are they gonna do about it? Accept them as humans? Probably not. That'd require such a drastic change in their doctrinary hogwash that it'll never happen. They're just gonna hafta mount an enormous hate-mongering campaign to try to get rid of them.

Anyhow, nothing much happened yesterday. I got the weeds chopped out of our front lawn retaining wall and got a buncha lawn mowed. Then in the evening we somehow or t'nother wangled War Goddess into taking some sorta pill that's supposed to get rid of fleas. It took two huge humans to overpower one small cat. At least I think we got the pill to stay down.

And so today we've hired a steam cleaning company to see if they can get rid of all the carpet stains from our recently deceased cat Fish Breath crapping all over the place. At least War Goddess is pretty diligent about using the litter box.

Happy Steam Cleaning!

OrneryPest

Signs of life
on distant planets
beyond DiaryLand

Pam's House Blend
Philosophy Talk
Bad Astronomy
Black Sun Journal
Jim's Journal
The Intersection
The New Colonist
Skepchick
Autumn Leaves


The Latest and Greatest Five:

Gustave Eiffel
Saint John of the Cross
Heinrich Heine
Frank Sinatra
Rita Moreno

about me - read my profile! read other DiaryLand diaries! recommend my diary to a friend! Get your own fun + free diary at DiaryLand.com!