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July 22, 2013 - - - 7:20 a.m.

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Today we make fun of a buncha sillies who are performing a mystic ceremony to turn Fred Phelps's mother posthumously gay. Fred Phelps is, of course, the loony-screw Grand Wazoo of the Westboro Baptist Church. So, I suppose the buncha sillies are actually doing something worthwhile. Maybe I'm just silly enough to approve of their silly ceremony.

Yesterday church was the usual crashing bore. The Bible reading was Luke 10:38-42 in which Jesus's girlfriend Martha invites him over for lunch and while she's in the kitchen fixing stuff her sister Mary comes over and starts smooching with Jesus. Martha comes out of the kitchen and catches them smooching and gets upset, so Jesus lips off at her. So we're supposed to have great admiration for some clod who treats his girlfriend like that.

Nothing much else happened. Today nothing's gonna happen. Well, maybe it'll rain and cool us off a bit, but I'm not counting on it.

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