MY DEMENTED DIARY

Oh by the way, folks,
oldest entries are deleted
to keep the total entry
count at 666 because
that number is sure to
rile up somebody who
sorely needs it.

GUEST BOOK

My more serious diary:
A Walk Through the
Valley of the Shadow

My Facebook Page

Today we make fun of some idiot who "accidentally" vandalized a statue. Trying to measure it, he claimed.

Yesterday I achieved 666 "likes" on my Facebook page. The perfect number. If I "like" anything more I've gotta "unlike" something to match. Fortunately, several of my "likes" are worthless crap that wouldn't hurt me a bit to dump them.

But I'll never get to 666 "friends" because I keep rejecting too many requests whose profile pic looks like a 9-year-old girl wearing nothing but underwear. I'm a bit squeamish about them kinds.

Today it's gonna rain all day. The tree chopping contractor is scheduled to take out my dead spruce tree today but I wouldn't hold his feet to the fire for not wanting to send his valuable employee up in a sky-bucket during a lightning storm.

Happy Wednesday!

OrneryPest