Oh by the way, folks,
Today we make fun of some idiot who "accidentally" vandalized a statue. Trying to measure it, he claimed.
Yesterday I achieved 666 "likes" on my Facebook page. The perfect number. If I "like" anything more I've gotta "unlike" something to match. Fortunately, several of my "likes" are worthless crap that wouldn't hurt me a bit to dump them.
But I'll never get to 666 "friends" because I keep rejecting too many requests whose profile pic looks like a 9-year-old girl wearing nothing but underwear. I'm a bit squeamish about them kinds.
Today it's gonna rain all day. The tree chopping contractor is scheduled to take out my dead spruce tree today but I wouldn't hold his feet to the fire for not wanting to send his valuable employee up in a sky-bucket during a lightning storm.
Signs of life