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Today we make fun of a buncha delusional cretins who observe liquid dripping from a tree and think it's God's tears. Guess what, folks! It's really aphid urine! Yes, folks, bug pee!

And now folks, someone has suggested alternate words for Hymn # 8 in the Episcopal church hymnal. (I suppose many other denominations probably also have the same hymn in their hymnals.)

Morning has broken
We're gonna fix it
By singing to it
This stupid song.

Well anyhow, yesterday nothing happened, thus enabling me to do a whole buncha stuff nobody but myself could possibly care about. Today it's gonna rain, thus giving me an excuse to stay indoors and try to think up childish alternative words to more church hymns.

Happy Tuesday!

OrneryPest