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October 20, 2013 - - - 6:16 a.m.

Saint Paul of the Cross

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Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint Paul of the Cross. We're scheduled to use green altar covers.

I have no idea why we've gotta have so many different colors nor why church supply companies hafta charge us lotsa $$$$$ for them.

Well anyhow, nothing happened yesterday, thus enabling me to get a buncha sanding done on the bed I'm building.

Progress:
4 storage chest lids - done.
8 drawers - done.
Headboard unit - done.
Footboard unit - done.
4 stead quarters - 1 done, 3 to go.

With luck, I may finish this afternoon. I oughta skip out of our obligatory hour of mystic incantations so I can get more important stuff done, but I'm a member of the choir so I hafta pretend I can sing, just to appease my fawning admirers.

If I weren't such an insufferable egotist I'd go invite my fawning admirers to go have happiness with themselves, because all they do is bolster my useless ego. But I won't do that.

Happy Bolstering My Useless Ego!

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