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December 24, 2013 - - - 7:20 a.m.

Dr. Gerard Finstimer

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Today we make fun of Dr. Gerard Finstimer, who has scientifically proven that dogs can't be pets. Unfortunately, it appears that Dr. Gerard Finstimer is the purely fictional invention of a buncha Mad Muuzlamic Moo-lahs who think dogs are unclean.

Yesterday it rained an awful lot. The wreaths got hung on the chapel doors. Batteries for the smoke detectors got purchased. Any more boring stuff you wanna hear?

Nothing's gonna happen today, we think. The rain appears to have stopped.

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