Oh by the way, folks,
Remember the Reason for the Season! Put Saturn back into Saturnalia!
Hey, just celebrate! Don't let me tell you what to celebrate!
Here in OrneryHousehold I think our Plan Of The Day is gonna be to tear into the decadently wasteful excess of Christmas presents we feel obligated to give each other even though we neither need nor even want them. Then we'll gluttonously pig out on nutritionally deficient foods.
Whatever you do, just do it your way!
Signs of life